"You are a child of the universe."
Well we already blame McDonalds for our fat kids, so this isn’t that far of a jump.
(via thenewyorkerr)
Anonymous asked: what's the funniest joke you know?
The argument against gay marriage.
Anonymous asked: if the current you could tell the 5th grade you anything, what would you say?
I would say “You’re gonna grow up to be a complete badass. And 9/11 is happening next year”
Anonymous asked: if you could get paid to do ANYTHING what would it be?
To make music. And rock the fuck out on stage.
