My #phone is such a #troll. I have no idea how it got like this. #IDK how to fix it either.

#rofl #lmfao #wtf #thiswouldhappentome #january1970 #myphoneisterriblyconfused #myphoneisonacid

I just had a sportsgasm #Yankees #NYGiants #RE2PECT #Knicksdontfailmenow

One time like 8 years ago i said “It’s breezy out here” and someone thought I said “It’s Febreezy out here” but he heard me wrong.

I would never say that

I catch it every 12 hours #1111

"#Escalators are never broken; they are just #temporarily #stairs."

Yee #nofilter #trippy #facepaint #smile

#trippy #facepaint

I like to do #weird #things

(Source: markvomit)